how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he shaved USA in his pubs
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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