I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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