He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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