i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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