I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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