Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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