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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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