Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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