Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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