She's JV to your varsity
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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