I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
