Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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