I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
