watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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