Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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