Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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