So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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