fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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