Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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