I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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