From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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