So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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