Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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