How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just invented taco cereal.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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