Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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