No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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