and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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