You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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