I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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