Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
