my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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