I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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