Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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