How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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