his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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