oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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