the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can't turn off my feet"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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