For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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