I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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