i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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