Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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