12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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