he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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