We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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