Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
