i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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