The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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