The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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