Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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