shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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