just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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