it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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