i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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