I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
